in all my years i have never finished a pencil
We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.
- Person: Aren't you a little too old to like One Direction
- Me: Do you think Harry is grabbing his dick for the 11 year olds to enjoy because I don't think so
this is the hardest a celebrity passing has hit me in a really long time i’m just genuinely upset he was such an integral role in my childhood and this hurts.
hey pull my finger
see you in court asshole
You know that feeling when you’ve done something wrong and you can’t get whatever it is out of your mind —that feeling that doesn’t leave the pit of your stomach and dominates your every thought? Well, that’s the feeling I’m having, except I’ve done nothing wrong. One of my family members is going through some stuff and I’m really sad that she’s sad. It’s like her pain is mine and I can’t do anything to fix it. If I could, I would, but it is completely outside of my control.