THE BUN

Taylor Swift out in NYC, August 12th


Tay Tay! I need that outfit girl. taylorswift

oswhin:

it is my greatest wish to time travel to the future and watch historically inaccurate period dramas about the early 2000s

armisael:

someone put this up in our bathroom

butttom:

i hope harry’s hair becomes long enough for him to wrap it around my neck twice and strangle me to death

remembercentries:

twentyonefelines:

i am a thirsty hoe and I wouldn’t want it any other way

if you’re a thirsty hoe, just try some h2o

hotwhiteguy:

if i was a ghost id help little kids with math and throw vases at mean people

zayniepayno:

niazkilam : #longhair


he can’t be real

ieroscum:

when ur headphone is slowly slipping out of your ea r and you just think no„ my love…, r eturn

florenceofalabia:

Sometime around 2am, my cat Scrambles hit the space bar on my keyboard and iTunes started playing. I’d been practicing one of my acts before bed, so I had a playlist of just that song, entitled Spider Pussy. It played 85 times in a row, at full volume, with the windows open. The only lyrics in Spider Pussy are the words “spider pussy” over and over. Those words were probably sung 4500 times last night. There is no hope for any good relationship with my neighbors.

I’m so sorry this happened but there are actual tears streaming down my face from laughing so hard. SPIDERPUSSY.

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