if you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off I will do the same thing to ur head
- baby: d... d... d...
- father: ...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
- baby: d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
- baby: *guitar sounds from baby's mouth*
Leonardo DiCaprio embarrassing me for the 29986th time.
I live for these moments.
My love for Leo’s hobo look is eternal.
i’d buy an audio book of harry styles reading the dictionary
From the moment I saw you, I knew I was gonna spend the rest of my life avoiding you.
whenever i wanna cry i think about Van Gogh he was such a nice and lonely dude all he wanted was for people to love him he ate yellow paint because he thought it would get the happiness inside him oh god oh god that’s so sad i can’t breathe
I hate when I’m reading and then start thinking about stuff and before I know it I’m at the end of the page and have no recollection of what I just read