I think the creepiest thing in the world is what society has done to the word “daddy”
Oh my gods.
Waldo from the Where’s Waldo books
He wears stripes
because he doesn’t want to be spotted.
i’m gonna hit something.
your mums pregnancy scan was basically your first nude
ever pass somebody that wears the same cologne as someone you miss and it feels like your heart was just rammed by a semi truck
- letter to santa: if harry styles can fit in those jeans he can fit in my stocking
*puts selfie on top of christmas tree because I am the star*
What I’m really terrified of is leading an average, ordinary life with a regular job and an invariable routine, planned holidays, an average household, fixed responsibilities and not doing anything different to be remembered by.
time to waste the last month of 2013 on the internet
- Current relationship status: reindeers are better than people
the people who like say ‘1 second has passed’ when ur like ‘just give me a sec’ are the people u need to avoid and sacrifice to the aztec gods